
These are dark days for democracy. I could be over-reacting, but I believe we are in the middle of a scandal worse than Watergate—and with my name, I should know. In Watergate, there was a crime followed by a coverup. Will history repeat itself with a coverup that ends a Presidency?
The President is acting like he has something to hide. He is avoiding the press and, on Friday, directed the Attorney General to investigate Democrats who may have engaged in crimes at the invitation of Mr. Epstein. The Attorney General, of course, immediately announced that she has assigned a prosecutor to investigate.
What is going on here? One possibility is that Trump hopes Democrats’ fear that incriminating evidence on President Clinton and other prominent Democrats will be disclosed which will prompt them—the Democrats—to kill or limit the release of the files.
The second possibility is that the newly-announced DOJ investigation will be offered as justification not to release the files or to make further redactions—redactions that could remove all references to Trump.
Both possibilities (and there are others) sound like coverups.
I regretfully missed this year’s Waterfowl Festival. If I had been there, I would have recalled the saying, “if something looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it’s probably a duck.”
Where there is smoke, there is fire. The President is feeling the heat.
Tragically, the Epstein scandal is but one of several brewing around Donald Trump. The others involve violations of the Constitution, allegations of corruption, and illegal military strikes on suspected drug-smuggling boats. More than 80 people have now been killed. I suspect some of them did not deserve to die.
Don’t forget the illegal closure of federal agencies, the firing of federal employees, and the disgusting abuse of the judicial system. Representative Eric Swalwell has just been added to those being investigated for mortgage fraud. And the list will grow longer.
If I sound disgusted with Trump, I am. And do not tell me I am suffering from “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” I would not be as focused on Trump as much as I am if there were not so much to focus on—most of it extremely troubling. If what seems to be happening is happening, America has a corrupt President who has been swallowed by his own narcissism and obsession with power.
Writing about Trump is not fun, believe me. Reviewing Trump’s words and actions to prepare to write about them is a challenge, which is why sometimes, as I write about Trump, I try to avoid the sordid details.
As I was writing this column, I thought about Maria Grant’s recent piece in The Spy about pieces of music to listen to when depressed about the state of the world. Her piece prompted me to make a list of my own.
My list consists of songs about Trump and the mess he has created. I share my list with a cautionary note: Sexual abuse of underage girls (or of anyone) is not funny. Similarly, Trump’s policies and actions not only reflect badly on him, but they also hurt people—people who depend on the government for social services and support and the people who work for the federal government.
So, please do not mistake my list as making light of this dark period in our national history.
Here’s the list:
You’re No Good Linda Ronstadt. Very simply, Trump is no good.
Smiling faces Sometimes by The Temptations and The Undisputed Truth. Trump smiles a lot (for example, when he is awake and in social settings like the recent “Gatsby-themed” celebration at Mar-a-Lago). When Trump is smiling, he often is lying.
Liar, Liar by The Castaways. President Trump may not have won the Nobel Peace Prize, but he belongs in the Guinness Book for the number of lies by an American President.
Money by Pink Floyd. Money is the most important thing in the world for Trump. I don’t think he realizes that he can’t take it with him. . .
Goldfinger by Shirley Bassey. The President loves gold, even more than the title character of the James Bond movie, Goldfinger.
Little Red Riding Hood by Sam the Sham, and the Pharaohs. This one is a reference to possibility of major trouble for Trump in the Epstein files.
Stray Cat Blues by The Rolling Stones. The Stones regret releasing this song, which appeared on the album, Beggar’s Banquet, but it fits when thinking about Trump’s one-time best friend, Epstein.
You’re So Vain by Carly Simon. I have never encountered anyone as vain as Donald Trump. And hope I never will.
I’m a Loser, The Beatles. Trump lost the 2020 election. He’s on track to lose the 2026 mid-terms unless we, the people, stop him.
They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Ha! by Napoleon XIV (Jerry Samuels). Have you read Trump’s social media posts of the last 10 months? If Trump is ever prosecuted for crimes he is alleged to have committed both as President and as a private citizen, he will have the defense of insanity available.
I have additional songs on my list, but politics is serious business. Those of us who cherish democracy, civil rights, human decency, and empathy need to get to work on the 2026 mid-term elections and in supporting democracy.
J.E. Dean writes on politics, government, goldendoodles, and other subjects. A former counsel on Capitol Hill and public affairs consultant, Dean also writes for Dean’s Issues & Insights on Substack.










Over the weekend, I watched the video Secretary of War Pete Hegseth’s posted on social media X in which he declared that the Medals of Honor granted to members of the 7
